In a dazzling digital madhouse, physics is a polite suggestion and logic went out the window ages ago. A woman stands on the roof of a skyscraper that’s currently hovering upside down—because why not? The world below her glitches between wild jungle, neon metropolis, and a lava-spewing void, cycling unpredictably with every passing second. A giant pixelated shark, complete with jet thrusters, barrels toward her, its mouth wide enough to swallow a bus. Without hesitation, she flips backward off the building, free-falling as explosions bloom like confetti around her. Mid-air, she pulls a grappling hook—because of course she has one—latching onto a passing UFO that’s blasting dubstep at full volume. With a dramatic swing, she lands on a rooftop where chickens wield laser rifles and an NPC bartender floats aimlessly, stuck in an existential glitch. She doesn’t have time for the nonsense. She rolls past a hovering tank, dodging the sporadic attack of a pixelated dragon that’s also apparently a vending machine. Her power bar flashes—she’s low on health. In an instant, she hacks the system, grabbing a random power-up. It’s...a giant inflatable hammer. With a mighty swing, she launches herself at the incoming horde of robotic pizza delivery ninjas, smashing through their ranks while slow-motion effects make everything ten times cooler. Somewhere, the game’s physics engine cries itself to sleep. But she? She’s having the time of her life., (nudity:1.4)