A photographic Christmas greeting card, typical of 1984. At the top, an inscription in a green serif font reads, "MERRY CHRISTMAS! With depraved fornication, from the Smith family." It is a Christmas card from a typical American Christian family, (consisting of 2 males and 3 females, all Caucasian Californians), . It features decorations and a Christmas tree, with a clear and striking family resemblance among the members. In the photo, all the individuals are standing. The women’s hairstyles and makeup are typical of 1984 fashion. In the background, on the left side of the photo, is the family’s athlete—a 19-year-old American football quarterback sporting a voluminous, layered hairstyle, (in the style of Duran Duran), . He wears nothing but a Christmas-themed sweater, his lower body is completely bare, revealing a large, prominent, erect penis. In the background, in the center of the photo, is the 55-year-old father, who is overweight and has short hair styled with a side part. He wears nothing but a Christmas-themed sweater, leaving his lower body entirely bare and revealing a large, erect penis. In front of the two men, there are three women, all of whom are completely naked, In the foreground, is the "nerd" or "intellectual" of the family—a 24-year-old woman. She wears 80s-style glasses, has firm, round, medium-sized breasts, and a short, layered, romantic-style haircut, (reminiscent of Bonnie Tyler), . In the foreground, at the center of the photo, is the family’s hypersexualized "slut"—a woman with a generous bust and a sexy, full-figured, curvaceous body. She sports a voluminous, teased, and textured hairstyle, reminiscent of the "Pop/New Wave" look popularized by Madonna. To the right in the foreground is the family’s mother, aged 45—a highly attractive "MILF", (and "BBW"), with an exceptionally large, heavy, and pendulous bust. She wears her long hair in a perm, styled into oversized, XXL curls.