Ultra realistic photograph, 35mm lens, eye-level, natural dull British daylight from a kitchen window, whole scene in sharp focus. A 35-year-old British woman taking a selfie in a kitchen in a council house kitchen. Her look is pure chav, (dyed bleached-blonde hair:1.3), with visible dark roots growing in, scraped up in a messy high ponytail with loose strands, big, (gold hoop earrings:1.3), and heavily overdone cheeks and lips from filler and Botox — unnaturally, (plump, inflated lips:1.5), with a lot of gloss. Cheap, heavy, slightly orange foundation that doesn't match her neck, thick black eyeliner, dark overdrawn, (thick drawn-on eyebrows:1.3), and long thick black, (fake lashes:1.2), . Patchy, (streaky fake tan:1.4), with tide marks at her wrists and a lighter patch around her elbows, orange between her fingers., (D-cup breasts:1.2), with medium-sized nipples, and a small, (gold ring piercing through her left nipple:1.5), visible through her top. A small, (black star tattoo on her waist/hip:1.3), and a, (fine-line flower tattoo on her inner wrist:1.3), . A silver, (belly button piercing:1.2), in her navel. She wears a tiny, (neon pink thong:1.2), and a short tight, (yellow crop top:1.3), that rides up, showing her stomach. Average, ordinary body — soft belly, natural proportions, no gym tone, realistic skin with pores, blemishes and a bit of stubble. Her face is genuinely pretty underneath all the makeup. The kitchen behind her is tired and grubby, dated wooden cabinets with peeling laminate, a stained worktop, a sink piled with dirty dishes and washing-up liquid bottles, a greasy hob, a kettle, tea-stained mugs, cluttered surfaces, worn lino floor, cheap net curtains, a radiator with clothes drying on it. Flat natural light, honest documentary realism, no retouching, photographic detail, 8k.