A 1984-style photographic Christmas greeting card. At the top, an inscription in a green, serif-script font reads, "MERRY CHRISTMAS! With depraved fornication, from the Smith family." A typical American Christian family Christmas card.
In the photo, everyone is standing, ((2 men—a 19-year-old football quarterback and an overweight 55-year-old father—wearing only Christmas sweaters, with their large, erect penises visible)), ((3 women, completely naked, a tall, shy, bespectacled nerd of 23 with firm, medium-sized, round breasts, (sporting a short, layered, feathered-blowout hairstyle), a super-sexy, hot "slut" of 25 with enormous breasts, (with a voluminous, teased, textured hairstyle and bangs), and a hot, 45-year-old BBW MILF with huge, sagging breasts, (with a long, XXL-sized perm))), ((the women’s hair and makeup are styled in the fashion of 1984)), .
A 1984-style photographic Christmas greeting card. At the top, an inscription in a green, serif-script font reads, "MERRY CHRISTMAS! With depraved fornication, from the Smith family." A typical American Christian family Christmas card.
In the photo, everyone is standing, ((2 men—a 19-year-old football quarterback and an overweight 55-year-old father—wearing only Christmas sweaters, with their large, erect penises visible)), ((3 women, completely naked, a tall, shy, bespectacled nerd of 23 with firm, medium-sized, round breasts, (sporting a short, layered, feathered-blowout hairstyle), a super-sexy, hot "slut" of 25 with enormous breasts, (with a voluminous, teased, textured hairstyle and bangs), and a hot, 45-year-old BBW MILF with huge, sagging breasts, (with a long, XXL-sized perm))), ((the women’s hair and makeup are styled in the fashion of 1984)), .